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Generic daughter and her generic upstart love interest were meh; Marky Mark: I expect better from you; Frasier & Semi-Evil Steve Jobs Character: you did the best with what you were dealt; John Goodman and Ken Watanabe were the only robots who showed much personality; TJ Miller needed to return and continue being the only interesting human and Li Bingbing kicked much ass and stuck out like a jewel twinkling gloriously in a vast, unlit and empty chasm. Other than all that, this was a slow starter that did not contain enough brains or fun to justify its long, long, long length.